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I tried to read a Murakami book while tired and ended up reading one from a parallel dimension
If you could befriend a concept then I am BFFs with sleep.
Oct 14, 2021
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I tried to read a Murakami book while tired and ended up reading one from a parallel dimension
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I couldn't ever give up writing
I am a lazy human being.
Oct 7, 2021
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I couldn't ever give up writing
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I couldn't manage Manchester United to victory (In the early 2000s)
Believe it or not, I used to be massively into football.
Aug 19, 2021
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CJ Francis
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I couldn't manage Manchester United to victory (In the early 2000s)
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I couldn't do something competitive professionally
The other day I had a very nice time hanging with friends, playing arcade games, throwing axes, shooting some crazy golf, bowling...And all throughout…
Aug 15, 2021
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I couldn't do something competitive professionally
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I couldn't do my exams again
'Tis the season of A-Level and GCSE results in the UK, something I find baffling.
Aug 12, 2021
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CJ Francis
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I couldn't do my exams again
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I couldn't own a Dyson fan
As a man who lives in the United Kingdom, I get to experience the yearly fortnight of unbearable heat.
Aug 6, 2021
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CJ Francis
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I couldn't own a Dyson fan
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I couldn't be early to something
If there's one skill I'm glad I picked up as a teenager it was the knowledge that being early to something is pretty pointless.
Aug 3, 2021
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I couldn't be early to something
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I couldn't be Rapunzel
I finally got a haircut after going through three lockdowns.
Jul 29, 2021
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I couldn't be Rapunzel
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